document.write(unescape("%3Cdiv%20align%3Dcenter%3E%3Ctable%20border%3D%220%22%20cellpadding%3D%220%22%20cellspacing%3D%220%22%3E%0A%20%20%3Ctr%3E%0A%20%20%20%20%3Ctd%20height%3D%2227%22%20colspan%3D%223%22%20valign%3D%22middle%22%3E%3Cdiv%20align%3D%22center%22%3E%0A%20%20%20%20%20%20%3Cb%3E%3Ca%20href%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anedotas.rir.com.pt%2Fanedota_com_patroes_e_empregados.htm%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3EAnedotas%20com%20Patroes%20e%20Empregados%3C%2Fa%3E%3C%2Fb%3E%0A%20%20%20%20%3C%2Fdiv%3E%3C%2Ftd%3E%0A%20%20%3C%2Ftr%3E%0A%20%20%3Ctr%3E%0A%20%20%20%20%3Ctd%20colspan%3D%223%22%20valign%3D%22top%22%3E%3Cdiv%20align%3D%22justify%22%3E%0A%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%3Cspan%3EOS%20SE%27s%20DO%20EMPREGADO%0D%0ASE%20chego%20a%20horas...%20sou%20man%EDaco.%0D%0ASE%20me%20atraso...%20sou%20irrespons%E1vel.%0D%0ASE%20sou%20jovial...%20n%E3o%20levo%20nada%20a%20s%E9rio.%0D%0ASE%20me%20mostro%20reservado...%20tendo%20a%20mania%20que%20sou%20bom.%0D%0ASE%20me%20preocupo%20com%20o%20trabalho...%20sou%20chato.%0D%0ASE%20n%E3o%20me%20preocupo...%20sou%20um%20desligado.%0D%0ASE%20fa%E7o%20um%20elogio...%20sou%20um%20engraxador.%0D%0ASE%20fa%E7o%20uma%20cr%EDtica...%20sou%20um%20sacana.%0D%0ASE%20fico%20depois%20da%20hora...%20estou-me%20a%20fazer%20%E0%20promo%E7%E3o.%0D%0ASE%20saio%20%E0%20hora...%20estou-me%20nas%20tintas%20para%20o%20servi%E7o.%0D%0ASE%20fa%E7o%20horas%20extraordin%E1rias...%20fa%E7o%20tudo%20por%20uns%20tost%F5es.%0D%0ASE%20n%E3o%20fa%E7o%20horas%20extraordin%E1rias...%20sou%20um%20mau%20profissional.%0D%0ASE%20insisto%20no%20meu%20ponto%20de%20vista...%20al%E9m%20de%20burro%20sou%20teimoso.%0D%0ASE%20n%E3o%20insisto%20no%20meu%20ponto%20de%20vista...%20n%E3o%20tenho%20car%E1cter.%0D%0ASE%20sou%20o%20mais%20velho%20desta%20sec%E7%E3o...%20sou%20um%20f%F3ssil%20pr%E9-hist%F3rico.%0D%0ASE%20sou%20o%20mais%20novo%20desta%20sec%E7%E3o...%20n%E3o%20passo%20de%20um%20puto.%0D%0ASE%20sou%20promovido...%20sou%20o%20bufo%20do%20chefe.%0D%0ASE%20n%E3o%20sou%20promovido...%20sou%20um%20incompetente.%0D%0ASE%20luto%20pelos%20meus%20interesses...%20sou%20um%20agitador%20anarquista.%0D%0ASE%20fa%E7o%20greve...%20sou%20comunista.%0D%0ASE%20n%E3o%20fa%E7o%20greve...%20sou%20fascista.%0D%0ASE%20tento%20ajudar...%20tenho%20a%20mania%20de%20que%20s%F3%20eu%20%E9%20que%20sei.%0D%0ASE%20n%E3o%20tento%20ajudar...%20tenho%20medo%20que%20se%20apoderem%20dos%20meus%20conhecimentos.%0D%0A%3C%2Fspan%3E%0A%20%20%20%20%3C%2Fdiv%3E%3C%2Ftd%3E%0A%20%20%3C%2Ftr%3E%0A%3C%2Ftable%3E%3C%2Fdiv%3E"));